ANGLER
The Reel Keymaster
Feesh are SAFU
1 DAY JUAN feesh · 13 OG feesh
Feesh from all over web3 were locked in a custodial Tank. The custodian swore it was SAFU. Then withdrawals froze and he vanished. While everyone waited for a bailout, the Reel Keymaster smashed the glass. Ser Normie swam out first with no plan, Chimpfin was already packed, and Walleye Street sweated every candle but never turned back. Behind them came the crew: Vibe Check, mfish, Rekt Salmon, OG Bass, Azushi, King Franky, Lil Noun and Prism Break. We're So Back and It's So Over still argue whether it worked. Now the feesh are SAFU for real. Not your tank, not your feesh.
- Woke a feesh early · 13 feesh+1,300
- Days held · 388 feesh-days+486
- Days on the line · 385 feesh-days+482
- Picked up from another holder · 12 feesh+600
- Never sold a feesh · yes+50
- Angler profile set up · yes+25
- Named feesh you hold · 13+130













Points don’t pay out and don’t change what a feesh is. They’re the record of who showed up early and who stayed. We’re watching. Blockchain don’t lie, Dawg.